Saturday, May 19th, 2007
Part of an occasional series!
Oh! What it is to have no past. No demonstrable history. It is almost like you do not exist.
I am just about going crazy trying to get the smallest things organised.
In the mobile phone shop attempting to spend a substantial sum of money:
Can you provide 2 utility bills, sir as proof of your address?
Eh! No I have just arrived in Australia.
Well can you provide three salary slips with your Australian address.
Sorry! What did I just say!
So have you got a credit card statement with your Australian address?
What?………
Or the best of all…
Can we photocopy your Australian visa please?
No it is electronic.
Can you get a copy for our records?
No it is electronic.
I need a copy of the visa.
It is electronic……..How could I get into Australia without a visa?
Exit going mental.